JakeXVII

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Arkansas
Job: Lord of Arkansas

I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, philosophy, and religious discussioin. I myself am not religious, as i am agnostic. This stance allows me to look at all religions with an unbiased eye. I hope in the future i shall become a great flash animator...NOODLE

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Score: 10
Left 4 Speed 2

"ha, i loved that game."

submission: Left 4 Speed 2
date: 15 hours ago

I lol'd all over the place, because that was probably one of my favourite games. I played as Nick the whole time, because he seemed to be the only one not an idiot. I laughed so much, especially when Ellis dropped the defib unit, and when the fireworks exploded. I love this video, thank you. I probably saw just as much humor in that fantastic game as was portrayed, thank you for bringing it to life.

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Score: 10
LARRY episode 1

"Holy Jesus Biscuits!"

submission: LARRY episode 1
date: December 1, 2009

This is probably one of the best movies ever! I haven't seen this kind of humor, or the ability to laugh at such a video since tankmen. Well done sir, I must admit, the violence, the advisor, and all the other bits of hilarity added up to a wonderful video. I do soooooo dearly look forward to your next video. Even the wizard with the finger-pointing staff is hilarious. In other episodes it'd be great if it were in various poses as well, but thats just my musing.

Well done again, 5/5 10/10

December 1, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks mate! super glad you liked it :D

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Score: 10
Tricky Madness 2

"oh... my"

submission: Tricky Madness 2
date: October 29, 2009

damn... that was probably one of the single most fucked up things i have ever seen. Well done.
10/10 5/5
*shudder*(chainsaw nightmares)

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Score: 10
Head In The Hole

"fantastic..."

submission: Head In The Hole
date: October 22, 2009

I really enjoyed this animation. It isn't your usual animation. I like the fact it was unique, and the way some of it just seemed too good, like when the boss bird fired mr ostrich, it seemed of a really good quality.

and indeed, the tables have turned.

well done.

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Score: 8
The Emo Boy 5 (new)

"meh."

date: October 22, 2009

... it was... ok? wierd animation, ok music, unnecessarily somber? i suppose.
doesn't matter, it was kinda slow though.

4/5

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Score: 10
Two minutes of terror EP2

"oh glorious..."

date: October 20, 2009

we be in the presence of probably one of the greatest villians ever invented. The idea of a sound dependent monster has already been done, but not nearly as well as this. This idea, that he is blindingly fast, and that you only have enough time to register a noise before it is destroyed is amazing, instantly as the phone ringed you were fucked. well done,

i've seen this one before, and i think this is a bit better than episode 3, and episode 1, therefore (logically duh) this is my favourite of the trilogy... what else...? how about a three villian showdown? evil super sonic pig, VS Evil cell phone VS evil Man eating house plants? lol.

I really enjoy the effects put in the speed of the creature, making him shimmer and fuzz out of existence. The swrod was amazing, i'd like his abilities, minus being completely evil and blind but hey, comes with a price right?

... what else? this little character could probably make it pretty fantastically as a scifi movie. (and yes, i refuse to call it syfy as they now do, meh) he'd probably have to die in the movie though, but not necessarily. His pig face would have to be changed too, since there is already a road patroling pig faced monster in the movie called... i think either "Monster Truck" or "Route 666" i'm pretty sure its the former.

I saw on your third movie that it would be your final movie, and i thought that it was a shame. I really enjoy these movies, and would like to encourage you to keep up the good work. If I haven't said so, yet, (but i believe i have though) well done, and you are now favourited my good friend.

well done.

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Score: 9
ScreamMan: Part One

"oh you..."

date: October 20, 2009

this was funny. I now want a spring loaded transportation device. I gave it a five. well done. Its been a while since i last even thought of albino blacksheep, now i feel as though i should go there now.

keep it up, i'm looking forward to episodes two and three.

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Score: 10
Bonehead: The Cereal Box

"ha ha, oh god."

date: August 1, 2009

oh god, that was fantastic. I loved all the jokes

3.14 Pi
9000+ (IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!! [way over used joke, but used fantastically here])
42 the meaning of everything
Q wtf? who cares about Q?

Falcon crunch, im sure thats been used before, but i haven't seen it myself, so i think it was fantastically hilarious. "Show your carbs!" fan-freaking-tastic

if any of your next movies are as hilarious as this one, you have a fantastic newgrounds life ahead of you.

Keep up the good work, you are probably the most promising new-newgrounder ever. EVARRR! (lol)

August 1, 2009

Author's Response:

Hahaha, ok, I have to respond to that! Can't help myself!

Thanks for your feedback! I'm glad that you noticed the little things, like Show Your Carbs and the plan of the meaning of life. I like adding those little things!

Thanks again!

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Score: 10
Businessman Blues 2

"fantastic"

date: July 30, 2009

That was good, i actually plan on seeing the first one. I understood the last joke, it was rather simple. But thats something i too realized, all websites with comic Sans font sucks. And yes, any idiot can indeed design a website, but only smart idiots can do it well. and yes, that makes sense, as we as a people are idiots, and we spend a great deal of our time being idiots and doing idiotic things. Yes me, you, and especially you raulflores. Good job, can't wait until ep. 3.

ha. 5/5, 10/10

July 30, 2009

Author's Response:

Oh my. Thank you for the review. Episode three should be made soon.

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Score: 9
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

"great"

date: July 30, 2009

I really enjoyed this. It was a free-spirited flash. Nomnomnom. This was a happy, simple, cute flash, it deserves to be way up there with some of the others. Great job, but don't make too many more of these, otherwise it may get annoying :P.

Good job, keep it up... but don't annoy us :-)

9/10, 5/5

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